First things first: I adore Strictly. I can’t dance-haven’t done so properly in years-but damn if I don’t love watching it. Despite this, watching it with my family is ridiculously awkward. Well. My dad. He likes to look at the male professionals and ask me what I think of them. And I’m hardly about to say “well I think that one’s hot, I’m in love with that one, and I wouldn’t go out with that one if your paid me.” I mean really? Would anyone say that? Anyone?

Obviously I do have opinions-many of them. I will however limit my expression of said opinions to mentioning that AJ is so cute and I want one.