And when I say too many books, I mean that someone has borrowed every single book of the English reading list out of the library. Every. Single. One. I mean: really? Really? Did you need to do that? Couldn’t you have only borrowed say two or three. And quite frankly I’m surprised you didn’t borrow the study guide to Othello while you were at it. Some of us wanted to read the too you know. And I hope Lady Chatterley’s Lover horrifies you. I really do.

In other news I found the picture at the top on the back of the Classics shelf. So that’s good.